salsaphobia
the irrational fear of salsa, either hot or cold, with ingredients such as cream cheese, velveeta, tomatoes, peppers, and queso. it also applies if you think you have a salsa monster living under your bed.
“hey, do you want some chips and dip?”
“no! i have a bad case of salsaphobia and a salsa monster living under my bed. get that away from me.” (while running and/or screaming)
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