Salt-blocking


the act of placing a napkin under the lid of a salt shaker, scr-w-ng the cap on, and tearing the edges off so it looks like a regular saltshaker, and watching people try to get salt with no success..

similar to c-ck-blocking but with salt, not c-ck.
guy 1- dude don’t get salt out of the saltshaker on the left side of the aisle.

guy 2- why?

guy 1- we are salt-blocking the entire lunch line.

guy 2- d-mn thats awesome, lets watch.

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