Salt Dick
afrikaaner with one parent born in south africa, the other in britain. hence the name, implying that they have one foot in south africa, one in britain, and their d-ck in the atlantic.
employee 1: “hey man, know anything about that guy who took stan’s old job in marketing?”
employee 2: “ja, his mother was born here in johannesburg, but his father moved here from manchester to take an accounting position with a security firm. salt d-ck in the purest sense of the term.”
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