Salt Trucker
. . . a salt trucker is a guy who no matter how many women he is talking to and/or is in the process of hitting on/flirting with goes out of his way to interrupt his friend’s respective game normally by pushing his way into the conversation, sn-tching the buddy’s perspective prey away to the bar and/or dance floor etc. this produces the effect of the protagonist or salt-trucker throwing “salt” on the smoothness of his friend’s game much like salt is used to make slick roads drivable in winter hence the term “salt-trucker” . . . trust me, every group of male friends has one.
salt-truckers sometimes operate in stealth mode where they approach women under the guise of “helping you out” or acting as a “wingman.” normally this situation ends the next day when you say “what the h-ll?” and he says “dude you so had your chance” and you say “when? that split second between you saying h-llo and her grinding all over you on the dance floor?”
i nearly went home with that girl last night but my salt trucker roommate swooped in and before i knew it he had drug her off, and this was after he had been making out with her friend all night.
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