salt water
the average blue whale produces over 400 gallons of sperm when it -j-c-l-t-s, but only 10% of that actually makes it to his mate. so, 360 gallons are spilled into the ocean every time one unloads
. . . and we wonder why the ocean is so salty. try not to swallow the water :)
a douchebag
your a saltw-ter!
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