Salted Waffle


bits of tissue paper that weren’t properly removed after going number two and now surround a persons -n-s/b-tthole.
example 1:
guy: eat my -ss?
girl: no, you got serious salted waffle!
guy: d-mnit…

example 2:
girl 1: the aroma of his salted waffle was like a scratch and sniff sticker and i was scratchin it.
girl 2: stop you’ll make me barf!!

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