saltfest


a specific time or situation in which a person is very salty or upset about something that has occured to them or affects them. it also might be a time period when someone is very ornery and impatient.
mike: hey, man. what did you get on that trig test?

pete: a 42. it’s going to bring my average way down. it sucks!

mike: bet you’re having a saltfest.

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