SALTM
acronym meaning smirking a little to myself. used primarily on the internet in the place of “lol”, it provides a truer representation to what the user is actually doing.
david: never, under any circ-mstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
sarah: saltm
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what the devoties of feminest satanism call them selves wheather men or women.they believe that satan is a woman and that she created the universe and the christian g-d is an imposter. that satan is the most beautiful being in the universe and is all good and vary sensual. feminist satanism is a very sensual […]
- sausage bag
whence fornicating a girl in the -n-l cavity, you put your entire fist in her v-g-n- and get you hand in such a position where you can open it and through the placeba you can wrap your hand round your d-ck and give yourself a handjob. its the sh-t sausage bag me now
- satas
its a stupid way of saying stats as statistics. usually used in an over-exciting moments. can be used in nba live,dnd,and maybe more rpg games… “dude!show me the satas!” or “oh,cr-p!my satas sucks.” or “lets start over,i can’t even look at my satas now…”
- schlumbohm
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