salty awkward turtle
a delicious and nutritious, yet extremely awkward snack, created by shaniqua and bonfufu.
consisting of: awkward chocolate, awkward caramel, awkward nuts, and to top it all off, awkward salt,the king of awkwardness.
shaniqua: “man, did you taste that salty awkward turtle?”
bonfufu: “nah, i was too busy workin’ that pole.”
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