salty boner
1. a guys junk with crabs
2.a person who ruins a good time(a.k.a. a killjoy)
3.when a male’s happy place gets sweaty
bob: i probably shouldn’t have slept with that prost-tute.
rick: why?
bob: i think i have a salty b-n-r.
jay: … and then he fell off the chair!
evan: like a v-g-n-!
jay: shut up evan, you’re such a salty b-n-r.
dan: i wish i had a towel to wipe my salty b-n-r.
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