Salty Breakfast
waking someone up by dipping your b-lls in there mouth. works best on hot mornings, as your ball sweat will give a salty taste.
i’m gonna sneak into leigh’s tent in the morning and give him a salty breakfast.
a bl-w j-b in the morning.
“honey, will you please serve me up some of that salty breakfast?”
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