Salty Burger


to p-ss gas in a short woman’s mouth while waiting in line at a merchandise gift shop. the key is to fart in the woman’s mouth while stepping on her toe, causing her to open her mouth and accepting the fart spray directly into her mouth. apologize for stepping on her toe, and simply walk away.
“i was standing in line at the gift shop, and totally gave the short spanish woman behind me a salty burger” burgerfartmouthchokegagchewygas

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