salty cantelope
what spaull produces when rosie palms comes to town
spaull’s blue b-lls contain so much salty cantelope that he can -j-c-l-t- 5 feet.
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the wiping of ones sweaty privates and smacking an unsuspecting individual across the face. that b-tch p-ssed me off so bad i gave her the salty slap.
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