Salty Chocolate Milk


n.- the hot, frothy, and often times gritty, doo doo water and sperm mixture explosion that erupts from the -n-s succeeding a night of tacos, beer, and -n-l s-x.
steve – “last night was tacos and -n-l night at the house, my wife even drank the salty chocolate milk afterwards!”

john – “gross”

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