salty corndog


when an extremely attractive man receives a bl-wj-b on the beach with a female, then immediately inserts his d-ck into the sand, similar to dipping a corndog in its batter, after it looks like a corndog the man proceeds to make violent s-x with her.
charlie: hey girl come to the beach.
maeve: why?
charlie: because i want you to suck my d-ck, then let me get it all sandy and f-ck you.
maeve: oh, the old salty corndog. i would love to.

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