Salty Crab
a s-xual position for gay men. the man receiving gets on the bed and into the crab walk position (lie on your back and lift yourself up with your hands and feet). the other man stands at the edge of the bed and inserts his p-n-s into the man’s -n-s on the bed while at the same time bending down to perform f-ll-t– on the man on the bed.
+1 bonus point if both men c-m at the same time and thus engaging in the “all you can eat crab night at the red lobster”
i peeked in the window and saw brian and michael performing the salty crab.
an advanced s-xual position for gay men where one man lies on a bed on his back and gets into the crab walk position while the other man stands at the edge of the bed and -n-ly penetrates him while simultaneously giving him a bl-w j-b.
+1 bonus point if both men -j-c-l-t- at the same time creating the “all you can eat crab night at the red lobster”
i peeked in the window and saw brian and michael performing the salty crab.
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