Salty Flapper


the act were you wave your t-st-c-ls that have not been washed in a few days in someone elses face so they can smell the very unpleasent oroma.
jew: dude garrett did the salty flapper to me the other day and i puked.
garrett: ya i know you dumb piece of sh-t im garrett.

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