Salty Flump Sacks
probably the worst name every for a fantasy baseball team. it makes no sense.
who the h-ll are the salty flump sacks? the name alone wreaks of failure.
one, man or woman, who has an impeccable amount of flump in his salt sack and is a legend among gods aka flurb
d-mn that flurb over there has such a large amount of flump in his salt sack he best be sharrin’ it with me son! i am deprived of my salty flump sack and its running dry cause my reserves of flump have run out
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