Salty Hammock


a tricky s-x act whereby a bl-w j-b receiver, after copping a saltyload of man love, and prior to swallowing, withdraws the member slowly from their mouth creating a white hanging stream of ‘nut goo’ between the bottom lip and the ‘eye of the storm’ resembling a hammock. those with additional prowess, and controlled suction, can perform the ‘retractable hammock’ which involved sucking in the spanned length of the hammock at such a speed that it doesn’t hit the chin, almost an impossibility.
“dude you’re such a f-g, you love giving a salty hammock”

“holy sh-t man, i met this chick last night and she totally gave me a salty hammock….”

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