Salty Marlin
with one or two fingers on the inside of your partner’s cheek (like a fish-hook), and immediately following oral s-x or intercourse, pull out your d-ck and blast your seed into the nostrils and eyeb-lls of your partner. he or she will duck and dive to protect their face from your d-ck juice. just like a p-ssed off marlin on a big f-cking hook.
i gave my girlfriend a salty marlin, and she nearly took my godd-mn arm off.
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