Salty McPete


named after creator, a long-time sailor in the british navy with three peg legs, if you get my meaning (hint hint). a two or more person contest that consists of becoming extremely intoxicated and then running through a crowd and, in pete’s own words, “grabbin’ as many b–bys as ye can touch.”

extra points are awarded for tongue to b–bage contact. last person to pop a hard one wins.
i played salty mcpete with bobby yesterday in tiananmin square yesterday.

i love chinese chicks. who won?

salty mcpete owned your sister last night, dude.

good for him. he deserves something like that, after losing his third leg top that tiger shark.

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