Salty potato


the definition of a good looking person according to joey ess-x from the tv series the only way is ess-x
joey: all i wanna do tonight is find a salty potato and i’ll be sweet
mario: a what?
joey: salty potato
mario: what’s a salty potato?
joey: a salty girl, a sort. do you like potatoes?
mario: they’re all right
joey: do you like salt?
mario: yeah
joey: salty potato
mario they’re not good for you though

“d-mn, she is one salty potato!”
joey ess-x quote, a bit like reem.
‘ahh look at her,she’s a right salty potato’

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