salty salmon
one who simply tries to be different. this person does not like to be involved in mainstream because, well, its mainstream.
this person tends to disregard their true feelings in staying loyal to being different. this causes personal unrest, and results in: being a d-ck.
mike: “dude, did you hear drake’s new alb-m?”
armando: “everybody listens to drake dude, he’s horrible. get over it.”
mike: “you’re such a salty salmon.”
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