Salty Sammy


a salty sammy is the a natural part of the morning wake up process. when a person wakes up, and pours that first lovin’ bowl of cereal, they open there fridge and find (gasp) there out of milk! by going to your nearest male neighbor, or calling up ur gay lover, u simple ask for them to realse there milky salty s-m-n into your milk creating now, a more enjoyable treat.
derick helped me prepare my morning salty sammy!

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