Salty Sundae
a s-xual act in which a girl cups her hands as a receptacle for her male partner’s -j-c-l-t-, to then be covered in “poo” syrup. once this mixture has been added to the bowl (hands), he places his nuts on top. finally, the straw is added, and the mixture consumed.
did you hear about that salty sundae that lance gave sora in the ihop bathroom?
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