saluda
river in columbia sc. nice begginer white water river with some cl-ss ii-iv rapids depending on level. it is dam controlled and never gets enough water. the rocks by the zoo are apparently the spot to go. but its way to overcrowded with drunk rednecks.
man, i wish i was chillin on the saluda right now.
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