Salvucci
an epic italian person of any age. not at all a stereotype, and salvuccis hates “guidos.”
1: have you seen the new kid?
2: yea, he’s a salvucci!
extremely h-m-s-xual male, usually in mid-to-late teens, bleached hair, shops at hollister, and the like. eats his feelings, as shown by his amazingly large -ss. the -ss is a very important aspect of the salvucci, as it tends to attract others in it’s orb-like glory.
phil:dude, did you just grab that kid’s -ss?
bobby:i had to, it was a salvucci
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