Sam Bensberg


name of the greatest human being ever, period. some people consider him a deity, others just awesome. everywhere there is a sam bensberg there is life, happiness and -rg-sms for all.
if i knew a sam bensberg my life would be complete.

sam bensberg brings hope to all.

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