Sam Gruchawka
likes big b-tts and he cannot lie, he loves that sh-t all day night, he is that pimp daddy smalls that every girl wants and all of them cannot have him, he is a pimp that is p_i_m_p he is a boss too that’s boss as in lonely island mang!!!! he is a b_o_s_s he’ll blackout in a sewer and f-ck that giant fishes brains out, he’ll f-ck that trout so hard, it’ll turn into a mother f-cking flat -ss flounder. he’ll tiddy tap dat sh-t so hard it’ll go flat and move upstream toward the next batch. hungry for salt water and c-ck!!! he is a p-ssy shark!
danil: yo dude check that bro out! (russian voice)
paul: yeah that’s a p-ssy shark.
danil: say whatttttt? (russian voice)
jon: danil… it’s sam gruchawka!
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