Sam Malone
a s-x act named for ted danson’s womanizing bartender on the sitcom “cheers”. to perform the sam malone, a man receives f-ll-t– from a woman (or man). he waits until he is near climax, then pulls out of his partner’s mouth, and gouges them in the eyes with his pre-c-m slickened unit, temporarily blinding them. he then pushes them down, finishes on their face, then stands up and yells “cheers,b-tch!”
i gave my girlfriend the sam malone, and spent the night in a holding cell.
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