Sam Merritt
1. a confident, athletic guy who knows he can get with any girl he wants to and dosnt care whether to not hide it from them, otherwise he is nice to other guys. he can also be nice to the girl hes hoping to get with in the hour
2. a guy who can cheer you up if you thought you were so unhappy you would give a f-ck if a truck came by and knocked you out so you couldnt remember who he was. and when your feeling like you are invincible, or you feel like you’re flying high and nothing can touch you, he can rip you out of the sky and pretty much strip you of your confidence. more often than not he is your friend than your enemy.
me : “hey sam”
sam merritt: “hey bro”
… later that day…
me : “hey sam”
sam merritt: “f-ck you”
… many ball taps later…
me: “ouch…”
….
sam merritt: “hey wazup bro?”
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