Sam Ram


def. 1: an advanced s-xual maneuver where while mid coitus the man, or other penetrating member, fully extracts his phallus from the v-g-n-l cavity and then proceeds, gathering all of his weight and with maximum velocity, to thrust said phallus into the unsuspecting -n-l cavity of his s-xual partner without breaking rhythm and, ideally, achieving full penetration. the act is then consummated with shower tears and a feeble apology.

def. 2: used to describe overcoming a difficult situation (or ‘sam jam’) with confidence and mental fort-tude.
‘tired of his vanilla s-x life matthew thought it wise to surprise his girlfriend with a well timed sam ram. unfortunately his aim was not true and ended up in a painful sam jam.’

‘worried they would get fired from work for incompetence james and michael decided to pin all of their work on their hardworking co-worker chris, under threat of a tag-team sam ram. chris, terrified, quietly agreed. james and michael proceeded to celebrate the fact that they had successfully sam rammed that situation.’

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