samantha laplant


a very sweet innocent southern who has a fetish for submissive mungs that work in fast food. one must be warned of engagibing a samantha laplant in public, she has been known to attack with m-ssive d-ld-s, reminiscent of the housewife from shameless. the fox says odalodee
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