Samantha Ronson
1. lindsay lohan’s girlfriend.
2. a person who is hired as a “dj”, but just stands behind speakers text-messaging while putting her ipod on shuffle.
“hey look, samantha ronson is dj-ing!”
“big deal dude, she just has her ipod on shuffle.”
“this party blows, let’s go!”
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