samarra
the most beautiful girl you’ll ever meet. sweet, caring, even though you won’t realize it at first. she’s cl-ssy, and hard to keep up with, but loyal no doubt. she’s always changing, you’ll always find out something new about her everyday. but that’s what great about being friends with someone named samarra, you don’t get bored. and every time you look away from something scary or upsetting in front of you, she’s always indirectly supporting you from the sidelines.
guy #1: dude, what’s your girlfriend like? i’ve never met her.
guy #2: well her name’s samarra and —-
guy #1: oh she seems so sweet! you picked a good one.
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