samerism
-noun
the act or an example of taking offense to an inert, innocuous statement.
examples of samerism:
brett: it sure is rainy today, sam.
sam: it’s not my fault it’s raining!
brett: i want to read more paul krugman editorials before i even consider giving his bush administration criticisms any gravity.
sam: don’t call me uninformed!
brett: if peter gammons thinks the white sox are going to win the world series, i don’t -rg-sm with joy and consider him the arbiter of baseball estimations.
sam: i am insulted that you think i like zips merely because it likes rich hill!
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