Samoen Sundae
the act of taking a sh-t on a woman’s chest (asleep or not) then adding coconut topping and finishing it off with a hot syrupy -j-c-l-t–n that represents the hot fudge sauce.
you can rub “your banana” in it if you so desire to make it extra realistic.
man 1 “dude i performed the samoen sundae on my gf last night for the first time.”
man 2 “wow dude thats gross, how did she take it?”
man 1 “well she was fine with it until the 5th time i did it to her and she woke up.”
man 2 “you did the samoen sundae 5 times in 1 night!?”
man 1 “yup”
man 2 “you’re a haus dude”
the act of taking a sh-t on a women’s chest and then sprinkling coconut on top of it, then -j-c-l-t-ng on it for the simulating the hot fudge sauce.
man 1 “dude i was with my gf last night and laid a samoen sundae on her for my first time”
man 2 “d-mn dude that’s gross kinda gross what did she say”
man 1 “well the 5th time i did it she woke up”
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