sample in a jar
a wonderful song by a wonderful band called phish. you should hear this song, it is better than anything.
“i wheeled around because i didn’t hear what you had said, and saw you dancing with elihu, up on leemor’s bed. i was foggy rather groggy, you helped me to my car, the binding belt enclosing me, a sample in a jar”
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