Sam’s Club Samplin’


a dating style used when a bro be hittin’ up all tha ladies he can, tryna get the maximum booty possible, without paying for anything. all about dat quant-ty.
john: “hey, is joe taking out susie again to a nice seafood dinner?”
billy: “nah, man, he’s busy sam’s club samplin'”

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