SamsClubStalker
a creepermale 55-67 years of age that lurks in samsclub and other various destinations only behind
children, the freesample ladies,and sometimes the other samsclubstalkers (depending on there vision and s-xual preference)
who try to be informative about something weird and really just want to stick the liverspotted d-ck deep within the caverns of your -sshole to feel a sense of s-xual gratification, and that their v–gr- is working.
see related areas: walmartstalker, starbuckstalker, persusive old corpse.
” hey there little boy,
what do you think about pears?”
“there delicious you creepy -ss samsclubstalker.”
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