samsies
also known as sam d, sambolina, and sambulance.
a girl who talks to her dog in a cutesy voice. she wears a pink bow in her hair.
can be found walking around the house in high heels and with a bag of chips in her hand. she likes smacking mark in the face, and talking while laughing.
samsies says heheheshoeshoeshoe.
my silly samsies is the smelliest cat.
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