Samsonited


when you totally miss the meaning of something, missed a shot, or were just plain “way off” when talking about anything. in regards to the dumb and dumber movie when lloyd says “slippy, slappy, swenson, swanson….check the brief case…samsonite..i was way off”
“i dont know how you mistakened her for being pregnant…dudeee you really samsonited that one.

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