Samsung Hipster
an individual who thinks that everything that samsung makes is superior to every other piece technology in the world (mostly apple). despite many smart phone users owning an iphone, a samsung hipster tries to go against this social norm.
iphone guy: hey, i just bought the new iphone.
samsung hipster: even though the new s4 is superior in every way?
iphone guy: how so?
samsung hipster: well there is a 0.1384 minimal difference between each process-
iphone guy: hey siri, can you give this samsung hipster the directions to get a life?
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