Samuel Jackson Beer
featured on chapelle’s show, samuel jackson beer is a parody of samuel adams beer commercials. the sketch features a loud, foul-mouthed samuel l. jackson (played by dave chapelle) promoting his own brand of beer while wearing colonial-era clothing and puffing a cigarette.
“samuel jackson beer! it’ll get ya drunk! you’ll be f-cking fat girls in no time! you might even fight a n-gg-r!”
good mother f-cking beer mother f-cker! it’ll get ya drunk.
i’m gonna go get a samuel jackson beer, then i’ll be f-ckin’ fat girls in no time! i might even fight a n-gg- or two!
it’s d-mn good beer!!!!
(from chapelle’s show)
samuel jackson beer…it’s d-mn good beer!
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