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• hit and cream

  a euphemism that implies a one night stand (netflix and chill, have coffee) “what’s up with rachel and burt? i sensed a lot of tension.” “ah, last weekend burt pulled the cl-ssic hit and cream with rachel and didn’t call her after.” “yikes.”

• fur mom

  a person who believes their dog barks sparkles and p–ps rainbows and can’t do a thing wrong. that dog is so out of control, and it’s fur mom doesn’t see anything wrong with it.

• sigcon

  abbreviation for signature confirmation. this service is provided by the united states postal service (usps). it benefits companies, private sellers (e.g., ebay, amazon,etsy, et al.), and their customers by preventing packages from being stolen porch pirates. if the customer (or other authorized party) is not available to sign for the item, it will be held […]

• rankcism

  generally a gaming term, but can be used anywhere. the belief that someone’s rank or label (commonly in a matchmaking system) is inferior or superior to others’ ranks or labels. for example, if a player has a high rank and encounters another player with a new rank, the first player may demean the other player […]

• hoenourable

  an honourable hoe. a hoe with morals. she may be a hoe but at least she’s hoenourable.

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