SamuraI Jesus 2024X


the future in samurai jesus technology with dradle seeking crosses and teh nail gun from quake (from his hands)-when he was created his prime objective was to eliminate samurai moses and dominate own all games of bl–dy knuckles…
“ur -rs- is mine -samurai jesus is bak biaaaaaaatch…”

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