Samurism
a metaphor without logic; often infused with graphic descriptions of taboo or unpleasant subjects. typically used during mid conversation, usually resulting in an uncomfortable silence whilst the conversation partic-p-nts attempt to comprehend what has been said.
during a conversation between three or more people on the topic of religion, sam may suddenly say something like:
“well you know, it could be worse, imagine being prince and having to explain why you had some of your ribs removed so you could, you know, bend down and reach yourself”
a typical samurism.
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