san antonio spatula



the act of slapping your c-ck on your significant others -ss whilst placing ones thumb in her -n-l cavity. to add pleasure, it helps if she yodels war cries from the alamo.
“me and veronica last night wanted to try something kinky so i gave that b-tch a san antonio spatula”

“nice man”

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