san antonio spatula

the act of slapping your c*ck on your significant others *ss whilst placing ones thumb in her *n*l cavity. to add pleasure, it helps if she yodels war cries from the alamo.
“me and veronica last night wanted to try something kinky so i gave that b*tch a san antonio spatula”

“nice man”

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