San Antonio Submariner


when the male genetalia, including a fully erect p-n-s and all scrotal contents, are stuffed into one regular size (no magnums allowed) condom. this is best performed in facilitation of the two dogs in a bathtub maneuver.

non judicious use of the san antonio submariner can lead to a condition known as the bends.
sally was originally unimpressed with joes s-xual prowess until he performed the san antonio submariner in her presence.

for years billy had been unable to master the way of the two dogs in a bathtub, until he discovered the san antonio submariner. although conquering one feat, he was soon crushed under the immense pressure of the other.

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