San Franciscan Diet


eating nothing but sh-t & s-m-n each and every day.
person 1: hey, did you lose weight?
person 2: yeah, i’m on that new san franciscan diet.
person 1: ( runs like h-ll. )
person 2: wait! i’m hungry!

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    a bloodly or glazed bowl movment resulting from rough -n-l intercourse. lance:i p-ssed out in san fransisco and my -ss really hurts. carl: just wait till u have the san fran sh-t.

  • schome

    dried s-m-n cr-p, got some schome on my pants!

  • schuffofsky

    it means ‘slacker.’ “i don’t really want to do anything right now.” “gosh. you’re being a schuffofsky again”

  • schuringa

    to show excitement/dissapointment. or to describe a person behind their back ( such as a kid behind you in math cl-ss that is creepy.) oh schuringa shake that -ss. or schuringa is creeping all over. or oh schuringa i’m hyped for tonight!

  • Schwecke

    1) to be, or to have been, greatly entertained for a duration of time but eventually annoyed, irritated or simply just exhausted. 2) to be extremely unlucky 3) an unintentional catalyst i had fun hanging out with you last night, sorry if i got a bit schwecke there for a minute. i feel bad leaving […]


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